Vol 17 No. 1 February 2012
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Happy New Year !
Tips for Summer
To help prevent any heat-related illness, when it's hot remember to:
Wear loose fitting, lightweight clothing:
Seek a cooler home environment:
Drink plenty of fluids:
Avoid being inside a hot car:
Avoid strenuous activity in the heat:
Claire's New Boyfriends
I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go to see John.
Then Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired & very glad to go to bed with Earl Grey.
What a life!
Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer; or whatever his name is. I forget! and I'm thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, Jim Beam or JOHNNY WALKER to come over and keep me company.
Serve immediately with maple syrup or molasses.
Do you require a Justice of the Peace?
A Justice of the Peace is available at Station Square for your convenience and no appointment required:-
Keeping Up with Local News!
The "Oracle" (Talking Newspaper) – for print impaired person. News from the Fraser Coast Chronicle is recorded onto CD's by volunteers and posted to clients every Wednesday, courtesy of Australia Post.
If you require any information about this service or know of someone who would benefit 41 23 15 54 Ann-Maree (Project Coordinator)
Why is Physical Activity Important for all Seniors
It makes you look and feel better:
Save with COTA Insurance,
Grandpa, What is Sex?
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"
The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple of secs."
Mobility Scooter – Safety Hints
Join with Central School and Celebrate 150 Years
Anyone who has relevant, interesting information about the school's history or memorabilia which could be displayed Janet 41218777 or email email@example.com
Coming Events And Date Claimers
Maryborough & District Senior Citizen's Club
|Date:||Tuesday 21 February|
|Cost:||$3 - Afternoon tea supplied|
|Date:||Tuesday 6 March|
|Venue:||Senior Citizen's Centre|
|Time:||9.30am Morning Tea
10.00am Annual General Meeting
|Monday||U3A||8.30am||Exercise & Marching|
|SCC||1.30pm||3rd Tuesday - Concert $3|
|M'bro||7.30pm||Maryborough/Granville Indoor Bowls|
|Wednesday||U3A||9.00am||Tai Chi - Advanced|
|10.00am||Tai Chi - Beginners|
|SCC||1.30pm||Cards 500 and Pool in the Games|
For Further Information Contact:-
|MaDCOTA Project Coordinator||Ann-Maree||4123 1554|
|MaDCOTA Hall Booking Officer||Colleen||4121 0170|
|U3A Maryborough Inc||Ann||41 22 16 00|
|(SCC) The M'bro District Senior Citizens Club Inc.||Barbara||4122 2570|
|(M'bro) Maryborough/Granville Indoor Bowls||Colleen||4121 0170|
A well-known speaker started off his seminar holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?"
Hands started going up.
He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this." He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill.
He then asked, "Who still wants it...?"
Still the hands were up in the air.
"Well," he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?"
Still the hands went into the air.
"My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20."
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who DO LOVE you. The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we are.
You are special-Don't EVER forget it.
The Maryborough & District Committee on the Ageing Inc.
Last modified Apr 2012.