Vol 16 No. 9 October 2011
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C h i l d b i r t hDue to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen a three (3) year old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mother so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and patted him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed three (3) year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place ........ smack him again!" |
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Preventing FallsFalls are a serious issue in older people. An estimated one third of those over age 65 fall each year. So what can you do to help yourself and your family:
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104-year-old woman Interviewed"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. |
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Maryborough Toy Library
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Identity Theft - Seniors Safety (Part 2)Identity theft occurs when a person takes another person identifying information to commit theft or fraud. What You Can Do:
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Good EyesThis woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke this morning I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and bulging out and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's wrong with me, Doctor? The doctors looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says, "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight." |
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Do you require a Justice of the Peace?A Justice of the Peace is available at Station Square for your convenience and no appointment required:-
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Open Market Day – "Our Place" Tea Room"Our Place" is a drop-in tea room in the Maryborough City Hall, opened in conjunction with the Fraser Coast Regional Council. Refreshments are available, along with information and recreational reading matter. The room is staffed by volunteers, ready for a chat, and open each Thursday from 9am to 12.30pm. |
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A Tonne of Pinching:What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches? An elephant wearing a tight tuxedo! |
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BreastScreen Qld Wide Bay Service is visiting Maryborough"40 years and Over FREE Breastscreening"
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Coming Events And Date Claimers |
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Date Claimers
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Craftfest 2011
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| Date: | Thurs 6, Fri 7 and Sat 8 October |
| Venue: | Maryborough City Hall |
| Time: | 9.00 am – 4.00 pm |
| Cost: | $2 |
Proceeds donated to: Maryborough Hospitals Renal Unit and Meals on Wheels


How good is your hearing?
"Free Hearing Check"
Do you have difficulty understanding people unless they are facing you?
Do you find it hard to hear conversations in noisy rooms.
Do you miss the doorbell or telephone ringing?
Do other people complain that you have the TV turned up too loud?
| Date: | Tuesday 18 October 2011 |
| Venue: | Senior Citizens Centre, 333 Alice Street |
| Time: | 12.30pm – 4.30pm |
| Book In: | Ann-Maree 41 23 1554 or Sam 41 20 8300 |

Lucky Door Prize/Raffle
| Date: | Tuesday 18 October |
| Venue: | Senior Citizens' Centre, 333 Alice Street. |
| Time: | 1.30 pm |
| Cost: | $3 - Afternoon tea supplied |


| Date: | Sunday 30 October 2011 |
| Venue: | Senior Citizens Centre, 333 Alice Street |
| Time: | 1 pm to 5.30 pm |
| Cost: | $10 (Please bring a plate to share for afternoon Tea and Coffee provided) |
| Further Info: | Ailsa 41 21 59 56 or Merle 41 21 37 32 |
Proceeds to: Maryborough Kidney Support
Do not dwell on what went wrong,
Remember what went right!


The Maryborough & District Committee on the Ageing Inc.
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Last modified Nov 2011.